So, autophanous and I decided that basically Shunsui and Nanao were the hottest thing ever and was woefully underwritten. I promised her porn. This is not porn. Although admittedly, it is just one of those stories that has the very obvious unstated addendum of "And then they TOTALLY DID IT." TAKE A GUESS WHAT OTHER FICS OF MINE CAN HAVE THAT AS A LAST LINE ( Read more... )

Bleach. Three instances of swordpr0n I did for autophanous's Zanpakutou Spam Party. Just reposting to remind me of my DEEP ABIDING SHAME. (okay I lie, I'm doing it for bravecows because the first one is. well. )

( red on white on red. )

Can't guarantee any of these will get done. Because. Uh. I can't write porn. But.

Give me a series/pairing and an emotion, and I'll write at least two paragraphs of smut.

Taking a moment to pimp mine and pocky_slash's new community fridge_fics. A new fic challenge community inspired by boredom and refrigerators. C'mon, people. You know you want to check it out. ♥ THE POWER OF THE EVIL SMOOTHIE COMPELLS YOU ( Read more... )

For memlu. Not-quite-porn. Kaien and the Lady Shiba. ...with additional Wrongness With Swords. (it's fun to think of the zanpakutou in Bleach as being like the Daemons in His Dark Materials, see.) Happy happy birthday to you. ♥

( After a hunt. )

and then on the fine silk three drops of blood.

( Bleach. Hisana and Byakuya. R-ish if you think about it. )

...there is nothing redeeming about this post whatsoever. Other than Muun thought "DAMNIT I AM GOING TO WRITE PORN" for the sake of the attempt. And attempt she did. Attempt. Not quite work-safe, although not anything terribly graphic...? The author, she is bad at this. Anyway, short and very plot-lite. Er, enjoy.

( #1: After Dark (...a sort-of followup to 'About The Body') )

Perpetrators: One Abarai Renji and one Kuchiki Rukia.

Time of Incident: Pre-series.

Damage done: Vaguely R-rated. Mostly just stupid.

Suspected Motives: Rukia is a scary little control freak. Except when she's not.

( “Those tattoos had to decide to become parasitic eventually--” )

Bleach. Ishida/Nemu. Warnings for mild sexual content, definate creep factor, and a heterosexual Ishida.

( About the Body )

To: chirachira, dosetsu, and Aaron. FINE FINE FINE. I WROTE IT. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW.

To everyone else, I am so sorry. Warnings for: m/f/f. general badness. Also random Shinigami dumbassery to top it all off.

To one Kuchiki Rukia: ...er. Happy birthday.

( 'Didn’tcha hear back there? Vice-Captain Shiba let the fourth squadron outta that meeting twenty, thirty minutes ago...' )